Trump’s Medical Report Reveals He is Jedi Knight

On December 3rd, presidential candidate Donald J. Trump announced he would soon be releasing his medical records per common protocol. He hinted that it would be perfection but few expected supernatural powers.

This morning the Donald Trump campaign released all 1 pages of his medical report and unsurprisingly he is in great, no incredible shape. However the big news that has all colonies on Earth buzzing is that Donald J. Trump is in fact a Jedi Knight.

Full details of the medical report can be found below: