On December 3rd, presidential candidate Donald J. Trump announced he would soon be releasing his medical records per common protocol. He hinted that it would be perfection but few expected supernatural powers.
As a presidential candidate, I have instructed my long-time doctor to issue, within two weeks, a full medical report-it will show perfection
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2015
This morning the Donald Trump campaign released all 1 pages of his medical report and unsurprisingly he is in great, no incredible shape. However the big news that has all colonies on Earth buzzing is that Donald J. Trump is in fact a Jedi Knight.
Full details of the medical report can be found below: