Silver Alert Issued for Bernie Sanders

During a press conference, Burlington Vermont police chief, Brandon del Pozo, told the press that the presidential candidate has not been seen for at least two days. “Bernie has not been seen by members of his staff or family for what is going on 48 hours. As of this morning, we have issued a Silver Alert to locate Mr Sanders. There are concerns about his health and wellbeing considering he hasn’t taken his medication for this period of time.”



New reports of witnesses seeing what may be the missing presidential candidate. Witness accounts report seeing someone matching the description of an elderly man with white guilt in the affluent Burlington suburb of New North End, reportedly peeping or staring into peoples’ homes. If you have any information which can help the police, please contact the Burlington police at 802-658-2704.